just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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