Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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