theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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