He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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