He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You took a bar mat shot.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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