You're completely useless in the revolution.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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