Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
