69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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