You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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