Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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