I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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