Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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