he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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