pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
PS: I just woke up from my shower
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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