Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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