apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
he shaved USA in his pubs
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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