Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
