i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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