So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
