Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
high people should be assigned attendants
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Operation Purity has been aborted
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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