I hope mine doesn't look like that
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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