You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
17 year olds will be the death of me.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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