so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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