I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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