Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it's great music for shaving your balls
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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