He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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