i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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