I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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