This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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