Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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