There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize