I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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