just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
