Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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