Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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