Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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