Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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