Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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