Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I love having hate sex.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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