I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
