she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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