I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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