The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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