Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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