So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's Friday. Sex?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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