Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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