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i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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