im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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