i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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