awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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