It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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