look no pants
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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