i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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