i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Im just a social blackout drinker.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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