It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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