Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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