your thong is hanging out like whoa
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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