how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
