Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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