Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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