He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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