you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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